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Profession Jokes
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- A shoplifter was caught red-handedA shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the wat
- A police officer pulls overA police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."The man says, "Sorry of
- Possible titles for Lewinsky's new bookPossible titles for Monica Lewinsky's new book 1. I Suck At My Job 2. What Really Goes Down In The White House 3. How I Blew It In Washington 4. You Have to Work Hard to Find the Sof
- Doctor SexThis chick walks into a doctor's office and the nurse tells her to take off her clothes and that the doctor will be with her in a minute, so she does. The doctor walks in and take off his coat and
- Bill Clinton vs JFKWhats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K? One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.
- Ticket PleaseThree lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked why, the engineers coyly said "Y
- Hilary Clinton lets one rip.Janet Reno and Hilary Clinton were engaging in typical girl talk. Hilary told Janet how lucky she was not having men make unwanted advances towards her, and that she never knew where Bill's pecker was
- Jones or Lewinsky?Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones. His response: Paula was good, but no cigar.
- Bubba and MonicaQuestion: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school? Answer: She sucked as an intern!
- A Bad MixWhat do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room? 100 people that don't do dick!!