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- Another dressMonica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean." Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?" "No," says Monica. "Mustard!"
- Why do Lawyers smell?Q: Why do Lawyers smell? A: So the blind can hate them, too!
- Where does Bill Clinton have sex?Where does Bill Clinton have sex? - In the oral office.
- National AnthemEx-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem. It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."
- Big mix-UPOne day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who's only wish was to meet the Virgin Mary. The plane crashed and Bill and Phil both died. Heaven a
- Writtin in urineBill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Die" written in urine across the snow. Well, old
- The EmergencyA well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the fa
- Having a babyThere were three ladies at the obstetrician's office, waiting to see what their results were. When the first young woman came back to the waiting room, she was very happy. "I'm going to have a boy!
- White HouseWhy is the White House called the White House? Answer: Sperm ain't purple!
- Always on DutyA new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the bac