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Profession Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Lawyer and fertilizerWhat's the difference between a lawyer and a bag of fertilizer? One's a bag of crap, and the other's fertilizer.
- StutteringOne day a man went to the doctor's office with a stuttering problem. "Hhhey dddocc, ccann yoou hhhelp mmmee wwwithh mmmmy st-st-uttering ppproblem?" The doc replied, "Sure. Sit down." The doc
- The cop, the horse, and the bicycleA city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little gir
- Yellow or WhiteWhy is cum white and urine yellow? So you can tell if you're coming or going!
- Try to spell that nameA traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetik
- Blonde avoiding treesA State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"? The woman replied, "Oh officer, than
- The highly-skilled flyA prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny
- Were you ever arrested?A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered no to the question. The next question, intended for those who answered the pre
- Government is thereAt recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dia
- Here's your fee scheduleA lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule. "Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six mont