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  • Spaghetti
    A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the
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  • The Mental Ward
    One day a doctor walks in the hospital for the Mentaly Insane. As he walks in, he sees 2 guys in seperate beds by them selves. As he approched the first one, the guy starts to act like he is flying an
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  • Pen problem
    When asked to sign a document a doctor pulled a rectal thermometer out of his pocket, \"damn!\", exclaimed the doctor, \"that means some asshole must have my pen\".
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  • But Doctor, you said...
    Below are some actual quotes by doctors doing actual dictation on patients' records (with some comments by me). Could YOUR doctor sound like these? This is really scary! If I have to go to the emergen
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  • Dr. Johnson
    Once there was a lady who had small tits. Well on day she heard about this doctor called Dr. Johnson.So of course she went to see him. He told her how he could help, but she had second thoughts about
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  • Timberland.
    A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She want
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  • Poor kid
    there were 2 doctors talking about their patients today. one doctor said,"did you hear about the boy that was born with thre knees?""no"the other doctor replied"who was it?""well who was it the other
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  • Fountain Pen
    Telephone rings at a Doctors residence Doctor: Hello! Respondent: Hello doctor, my son has swallowed up a pencil, can you make it urgently to my place? Doctor: Thats fine, but what will you d
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  • Privates on parade
    A lesbian goes to the doctor for an examination. Upon inspection of her private parts, the doctor says "Miss Jones, you have the cleanest vagina I have ever seen!" The woman replies "I should hope so
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  • EDZACHARY disease
    One day a woman walks in the doctor office. she said she was depressed because she hasnt been dating for a while. So the doctor recommended a chinese sex expert named Dr.Wang. So she went there so he
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