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Profession Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Health InsuranceAn elderly man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he is about to receive the anesthesia, the old man asks to speak
- Nice Big BreathsA girl with a lisp goes to the doctor to have her cold treated. The doctor lifts up her top to listen to her chest and says, "nice big breaths." The girl replies, "yeth and I'm only 14."
- Take With FoodA man was suffering from impotence, so he went to see a specialist. The doctor gave him a prescription that he was to take faithfully three times a day, and always with food. A couple of days later,
- Invisible ManThe psychiatrist's secretary walks into his study and says, "Mr. Matthews is in the waiting room asking to see you again. This time he claims he's invisible." Without hesitation, the psychiatrist rep
- Clean Bill of HealthThe nurse rushed into the doctor's office. "Dr. Campbell!" she yelled, "you just gave Mr. Brewer a clean bill of health and ... and he dropped dead right outside the door!" The doctor jumped to his
- ToothacheA man has a toothache, so he goes to see his dentist. After examining the tooth, the dentist tells the man he is going to have to give him an injection for the pain. The man says, "No way! I don't w
- Broke?I went into the doctors the other day and saw the doctor examining a patient. the patient said, 'I have a serious problem with my arm, look' the arm lifted slightly and said, 'give me a tenner\
- Bin laden, sadam hussane and a camelbin laden, sadam hussane were sitting in a cave thinking of ways to bomb the U.S.A. and bin laden had his camel with him. A man walks in lifts up the camels tail then walks out, then another man walk
- Bush at the WheelBush at the Wheel Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of this incident... Back in his party days, Dubya got behind the wheel after a few too many. He started the car and stepped on the g
- Aliens AttackPresident Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. \"Mr. President,\" said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, \"there's good news and bad news.\" \"Oh,