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Profession Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Health InsuranceAn elderly man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he is about to receive the anesthesia, the old man asks to speak
- Pregnant LadyOne day a pregnant lady that was expecting triplets was walking through a gangster neighborhood, and was shot three times. When she went to the emergency room, the doctor said that she would live, but
- Lawyer and fertilizerWhat's the difference between a lawyer and a bag of fertilizer? One's a bag of crap, and the other's fertilizer.
- Police officer's foodsThe 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers 1. Glazed 2. Jelly 3. Powdered 4. Chocolate Frosted
- Where is your wife?On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had go
- Want to go into space?NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A milli
- Make a last requestTwo men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by
- I would like to havea second opinionA patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out. Patient: I wanna second opinion. Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.
- K9 is for assistanceReturning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9
- Would you please do me a favor?A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all