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Business Jokes - 9
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- If 'success' consisted simply ofIf 'success' consisted simply of not taking chances, then 'glory' would be at the disposal of the most mediocre talent.
- Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
- Almost everything in life isAlmost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out of.
- The more things change, theThe more things change, the more they stay insane.
- Never try to pacify someoneNever try to pacify someone at the height of his rage.
- Work is the curse ofWork is the curse of the drinking class.
- Rudin's Law: In aRudin's Law: In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible cours
- You can't expect to hitYou can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickles in the machine.
- Mere unassisted merit advances slowly,Mere unassisted merit advances slowly, if it advances at all.
- If there isn't a law,If there isn't a law, there will be.