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- Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem:Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem: Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem meaningful is based on the negation of on
- The book you spent $20.95The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
- If only one price canIf only one price can be obtained for a quotation, the price will be unreasonable.
- Logic can never decide whatLogic can never decide what is possible or impossible.
- When a lie fails, theWhen a lie fails, the truth saves what remained.
- Conway's Law: In anyConway's Law: In any organization, there will always be one person who knows what's going on; this person must be fired. Corollaries: 1. Nob
- Of all forces acting onOf all forces acting on man, change is the most beneficial and the most cruel.
- In spite of all evidenceIn spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: magic and lies.
- The simplest subjects are theThe simplest subjects are the ones you don't know anything about.
- Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpowerPutts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.