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Business Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Success can be insured onlySuccess can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.
- It's Not My Job!It's Not My Job!
- Unless absolutely essential, borrowing toUnless absolutely essential, borrowing to buy a depreciating asset is dumb.
- Golden Rule Of Arts AndGolden Rule Of Arts And Sciences: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
- Producing a system from aProducing a system from a specification is like walking on water; it's easier if it's frozen.
- Don't blame me; nobody askedDon't blame me; nobody asked my opinion.
- The paperless office will becomeThe paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.
- Never eat prunes when youNever eat prunes when you are famished.
- When you dial a wrongWhen you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
- Batman is the hero anyBatman is the hero any of us could be, given determination, exercise, and deep psychological trauma. - Chris Jarocha-Ernst