Work & Education Jokes - 5
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Good Report CardSusie brought home her report card and her marks were very good, one B and the rest were all A's. Her teacher had also written a note at the bottom which said, "Susie is a very bright little girl, how
- Making FacesWalking through the playground, a teacher noticed one of her students making faces at the other children. She stopped and gently reprimanded the child. "Billy, when I was a child I was told that if I
- Bank TellerThis guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account." To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit,
- Blood CirculationA teacher was giving a lesson about the circulation of blood. Attempting to make the subject clearer, he said to his class, "Now students, if I were to stand on my head, as you know, the blood would r
- Suffering From DilutionsPeter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren't entirely honest, because they mixed their paint with water. One day Jim's conscience started t
- Material ChoicesThe teacher decided that in science class, she would teach her students about different materials. Standing at the front of the class, she asked, "Children, if you were able to have one raw material i
- Getting BiggerAs the teacher walked up to the blackboad, she noticed that someone had written the word 'penis' in very tiny letters. She turned around and scanned the room, hoping to find a guilty face. Finding non
- To Be a DogAn eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life: "When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life": "If you can
- AggiesDo you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their football stadium? It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!
- The Job InterviewReaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you looking for?" The engineer replied, "In the neighborhood of