Work & Education Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- FBI Agent for Hire3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. You
- Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo: "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pa
- Shiny New MotorcycleAn engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second eng
- The transferThe boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office " The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and football players!" The boss replies :
- CheatersBill and Steve were seated next to each other while taking a test. When they had finished, the teacher called them up to her desk. "Sorry boys," she said, "but both of you will be receiving a zero on
- Chemistry ExperimentA chemistry teacher was attempting to teach his Grade 9 class a lesson about the evils of liquor. To do so, he produced an experiment involving a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. "No
- First Day at UniversityAttending his first day of classes at a university, the student took a seat in the front row in his literature class. The professor advised his students they would be responsible for reading five boo
- Lesson in Sex EducationThe fourth grade teacher cautiously approched the subject of sex education, knowing little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. Surprisingly, Johnny remained quite attentive throughout her entire
- I'd Do AnythingAn attractive college student went to see her professor one day. Checking to make sure there was no one around, she entered the room, closed the door and knelt pleadingly. "I'd do anything to pass th
- Math ClassMiss Jones asked young Tommy, "If three birds were sitting on a fence, and the farmer shot one of them, how many would be left?" "Well," said Tommy, "none would be left because the sound of the gun w