Work & Education Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Shiny New MotorcycleAn engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second eng
- FBI Agent for Hire3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. You
- Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo: "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pa
- The transferThe boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office " The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and football players!" The boss replies :
- Math?Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...
- SaladBoss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?" "No", says the secretary. "Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.
- Give 100%ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK: 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
- FBI Want-AdsThe FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, "Wanted FBI agents." After sorting through all the applicants they narrow it down to three. They bring the first in for an interview and the interviewing agent say
- Gambling ProblemOn Billy's first day at a new school, his father accompanied him so he could speak with the teacher. He told the teacher that, while Billy was a good kid, he had a bit of a gambling problem and may tr
- Bank TellerThis guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account." To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit,