Jokes - 5
- Rude nursery rhymesGeorgie Porgie pudding and pie Jacked off in his girlfriends eye, when her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one eyed slut twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are, shine
- Alligator in BarA guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned to the astonished patrons and said, 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth
- Wendy'sYou're like a Wendy's. The drive through is open till 1am or later.
- Death in the Family!A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you crying?" The Blonde tells her that h
- PedophileThis couple had an excellent relationship going until one day he came home from work to find his girlfriend packing. He asked her why she was leaving him and she told him that she had heard awful thin
- States of MatterRonnie never listens in science class because he says it's boring.. One day his teacher asked, "Ronnie, What are the 3 states of matter?" Since he heard his name he did listen to the question. S
- Meanwhile, back at the ranch,Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off.
- How to distract an idiotto distract an idiot scroll down to distract an idiot scroll up
- Air PollutionHelp reduce air pollution, stop breathing
- Bashing Blondes!Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to