Jokes
- Lou Alcinder aka. Kareem Abdul JabbarLou Alcinder was probably the greatest college basketball player of all time leading UCLA to three NCAA championships. After graduating, he changed his name to Kareem Abdul Jabbar in recogniiton of
- Strange kind of diarrheaOne morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that
- You're So Slow...You're so slow that if you were a train engine, the caboose would be leading.
- FBI Agent for Hire3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. You
- Another Steelers jokeTwo boys are playing football in a Pennsylvania State Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips
- Deductive ReasoningNeighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving." New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly." Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a
- Shiny New MotorcycleAn engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second eng
- AforismsA kid is at the dinner table and he says, "Mom, I'm gay." She says, "Does that mean you suck men's cocks?" He says, "Yes." She says, "Don't ever complain about my cooking again." How can you
- I CupMatt: I bet you can't spell "I cup." Sarah: I C-U-P Matt: Eww! You see me pee!
- Top 20 ways to eloquantly say "Your Fly Is Open"Just a few hints about what to say around the office ... Top 20 ways to eloquantly say "Your Fly Is Open" The cucumber has left the salad. I can see the gun of Navarone. Someone tore down the