Jokes
- Lou Alcinder aka. Kareem Abdul JabbarLou Alcinder was probably the greatest college basketball player of all time leading UCLA to three NCAA championships. After graduating, he changed his name to Kareem Abdul Jabbar in recogniiton of
- Another Steelers jokeTwo boys are playing football in a Pennsylvania State Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips
- Strange kind of diarrheaOne morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that
- FBI Agent for Hire3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. You
- Shiny New MotorcycleAn engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second eng
- You're So Slow...You're so slow that if you were a train engine, the caboose would be leading.
- Pathetic loser giving away his passwordsThis is about a guy who revealed himself as the biggest stupidass on a major international game site. His nickname was PolleZZ. At some point some other players took the nickname Webmaster and sent hi
- Top 20 ways to eloquantly say "Your Fly Is Open"Just a few hints about what to say around the office ... Top 20 ways to eloquantly say "Your Fly Is Open" The cucumber has left the salad. I can see the gun of Navarone. Someone tore down the
- Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo: "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pa
- Deductive ReasoningNeighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving." New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly." Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a