Jokes
- FBI Agent for Hire3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. You
- Shiny New MotorcycleAn engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second eng
- Another Steelers jokeTwo boys are playing football in a Pennsylvania State Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips
- Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo: "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pa
- Pathetic loser giving away his passwordsThis is about a guy who revealed himself as the biggest stupidass on a major international game site. His nickname was PolleZZ. At some point some other players took the nickname Webmaster and sent hi
- 99 Blonds and 1 BrunetteThere are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still
- Health InsuranceAn elderly man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he is about to receive the anesthesia, the old man asks to speak
- Murphy's nartial lawsMurphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through th
- "You've Got Mail"A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned t
- The VoododickA man walked into a sex shop and asked" I would like the best viabrator you have got. The man behind the counter replys" i have just what your looking for" and dashes behind the counter. He hops back