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Technology Jokes
101 Jokes on 11 Pages
- The UmbrellaIf four people are standing under an umbrella and the umbrella has a hole in it, how many people are getting wet? None. It wasn't raining!
- Computer Terminology486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art
- The Microsoft CheesecakeA guy walks into the Microsoft Shop. Guy: I'd like a cheesecake, please. Receptionist: Sure. The receptionist hands him a block of cheese. Guy: Umm... This is just the cheese. Where's the
- Bill Gates QoutesPerhaps the Most Truthful: on Microsoft marketing: "There won't be anything we won't say to people to try and convince them that our way is the way to go." Not on his mind while developing Win9X
- Oh, My, GodTech Support Just in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged). The following is an excerpt taken from a Wall Street Journal article: 1. Compaq is considering changing the command
- Metric SystemDarn those pushy metric system advocates! Give them 2.54 cm., and they'll take 1.6093 km!
- Be On The Lookout For The Following New Viruses:Be On The Lookout For The Following New Viruses: CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. LEWINSKY VIRUS Suck
- You Know You're a Video Game Freak If ...You know you're a video game freak if ... You hire a babysitter to watch your video games. When you go swimming you put your nintendo D.S. in the glove box so no one will try to commit a felony
- Stories From the CryptI called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?" I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself a
- Google ProductsGoogle Products We'll Never See 11. Google Hitman Assistant - Find, schedule, and collect on all your assassinations with this suite of products. 10. Googlearchy - Tired of democracy? Install th