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Technology Jokes
101 Jokes on 11 Pages
- Oh, My, GodTech Support Just in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged). The following is an excerpt taken from a Wall Street Journal article: 1. Compaq is considering changing the command
- Stories From the CryptI called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?" I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself a
- Programmer and a PrincessA programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The f
- WordPerfect AssistantThis is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause."
- Computer vs. Air ConditionerHow is a computer like an air conditioner? When you open Windows it won't work!
- What We Know from Movies-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. -If you decide to start dancing in the str
- What We Learn from Movies 21. Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement. 2. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the w
- Dummy E-mailHow do you know if a dummy has been sending e-mail? You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
- Signs You're Watching Too Much TVThe bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?" In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline. You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out. In
- Mr. or Mrs. ComputerIs your computer male of female? As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!" Recently a group of compute