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- Statistical one-liner80% of all statistics quoted to prove a point are made up on the spot.
- Statistical one-linerQ: Why don't statisticians like to model new clothes? A: Lack of fit.
- One plus one are twoTheorem: 1 + 1 = 2 Proof: n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2) n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0 (n - n)(2n - 2) = 0 2n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 0 2n - 2 = 0 2n = 2 n + n = 2 or setting n = 1 1 + 1 = 2
- Crocodile is longerProve that the crocodile is longer than it is wide. Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let's look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is green only on
- Worries while flyingTwo statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However
- Statistical one-linerQ: Did you hear about the statistician who took the Dale Carnegie course? A: He improved his confidence from .95 to .99.
- Statistical one-linerDid you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the method employed?
- The fate of marriagesIt is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce. While I was a graduate student, among my
- Statistical one-linerQ: Did you hear about the statistician who made a career change and became an surgeon specializing in ob/gyn? A: His specialty was histerectograms.
- Dollars equal ten centsTheorem: 1$ = 10 cent Proof: We know that $1 = 100 cents Divide both sides by 100 $ 1/100 = 100/100 cents => $ 1/100 = 1 cent Take square root both side => squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent) => $ 1/