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Technology & Science Jokes - 2
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- All numbers are equalTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then a + b = t (a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 -
- Numbers equal zeroTheorem : All numbers are equal to zero. Proof: Suppose that a=b. Then a = b a^2 = ab a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2 (a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b) a + b = b a = 0 Furthermore if a + b = b, and a = b, th
- Statistical one-linerSome statisticians don't drink because they are t-test totalers. Others drink the hard stuff as evidenced by the proliferation of box-and-whiskey plots.
- Statistical one-linerNever show a bar chart at an AA meeting.
- Math is turning bad"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I followed. "What are you selling?" I asked. "Geometrical
- Equal positive integersTheorem: All positive integers are equal. Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B. Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive
- Math one-linerZenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
- Risk of plane bombsA mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non has terrible flight panic. "Hey, don't worry, it's just every 10000th flight that cras
- Statistical one-linerQ: What do you call a statistician on drugs? A: A high flyer.
- Statistical one-linerStatisticians must stay away from children's toys because they regress so easily.