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Technology & Science Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Math is sexy.What is the square root of 69? Ate something.
- Dead ParrotWhat do you call a dead parrot? A Polygon.
- How to uninstall AOLJoke - How to uninstall AOL. Follow these steps precisely, and proceed to the next step only after discovering that AOL is still installed. 1. Uninstall AOL through AOL's built-in uninstaller.
- Statistical one-linerQ: How do you tell one bathroom full of statisticians from another? A: Check the p-value.
- Statistical one-linerQ: Did you hear about the statistician who invented a device to measure the weight of trees? A: It's referred to as the log scale.
- Dollars equal centsTheorem: 1$ = 1c. Proof: And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing. 1$ = 100c = (10c)^2 = (0.1$)^2 = 0.01$ = 1c Here $ means dollars and c means cents. This one is scary in
- Statistical one-linerThe Lipton Company is big on statistics--especially t-tests.
- Log negative one zeroTheorem: log(-1) = 0 Proof: a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1) On the other hand: b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0 Combining a) and b) gives: 2* log(-1) = 0 Divide both sides by 2: log(-1) = 0
- Math one-linerMath problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
- Math one-linerPhilosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.