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- Proof E equal to oneTheorem: e=1 Proof: 2*e = f 2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i) e^(2*pi*i) = 1 Therefore: 2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i) 2=f Thus: e=1
- Math one-linerIf parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!
- Answering machineHello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the phone, most probably the latter, according to my latest calculations
- Statistical one-linerQ: Did you hear about the statistician who was thrown in jail? A: He now has zero degrees of freedom.
- Statistical one-linerThe most important statistic for car manufacturers is autocorrelation.
- One is negative oneTheorem: 1 = -1 Proof: 1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1 Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other. 1 = sqrt(1) -1
- Story about infinityA very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, each with an infinite number of rooms. The hotels were across the street from each other and were owne
- Math one-linerIf I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.
- Three is equal to fourTheorem: 3=4 Proof: Suppose: a + b = c This can also be written as: 4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c After reorganizing: 4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c Take the constants out of the brackets:
- Statistical one-linerAccording to a recent survey, 33 of the people say they participate in surveys.