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Technology & Science Jokes - 14
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Redneck computer termBug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.
- New Microsoft Windows advertising slogansAt the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows. 14. Out of disk
- Those darn variablesA math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment. The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's wrong, but also because he doesn't want to be sanctioned for
- Mathematical baby formulaAdd a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.
- Caring for floppy disksORIGAMI Art of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in the disk drive after folding it several times in different directions. With a little luck, you shou
- Numeric fashionQ: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
- Redneck computer termMouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
- Prof's marriage woes"That math prof's marriage is falling apart!" "No wonder! He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!"
- Computer lingo guideLog on - Adding a log to your wood stove
- Adding insultQ: How does one insult a mathematician? A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any e>0!"