Computers & Internet Jokes - 9
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Can you relate to this!Can any of you relate to these "addiction" quips? I sure can :) The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past y
- Addicted to AOL!1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minutes, or you will be logged off. 2. You have been on-line 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on
- Computer gender war!A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she desc
- Cybersex DiscussionOnline computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does... Wel
- Smoking Power SupplyExperiencing problems with his computer, an incognizant user called technical support for assistance ... Technician: Good morning. How may I help you? Customer: There's smoke coming from my computer
- If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter. Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be th
- Technologically Challenged??For those of you who have ever felt you may be technologically challenged, take heart. The following incidents may do the trick in restoring your self-confidence: * A woman called AST customer suppor
- Hi-Tech TrioThree guys are sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly, there's a beeping sound. The first guy presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The other two give him a curious look. "Oh, that's my pager,"
- Shakespearian Computer StoryThrough infinite myst, software reverberates In code possess'd of invisible folly. Wilt thou dare interface With thy Apple Macintosh keypad By toggling my tweaky bosom? Alack! Leave laserjet
- Bill Gates, the AntichristPROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRIST Conversion to ASCII values: MS-DOS 6. 21 77 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666 WINDOWS95 87 73 78 68 79 87 83 57 53 1 = 666 SYSTEM 7. 0 83 89 83 8