Computers & Internet Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Pathetic loser giving away his passwordsThis is about a guy who revealed himself as the biggest stupidass on a major international game site. His nickname was PolleZZ. At some point some other players took the nickname Webmaster and sent hi
- Hot!!Q:What does a Computer do when its hot ? A:It opens the Windows
- COMPUTER SHOULD BE CALLED HE OR SHEALL WOMEN THINK THAT COMPUTER SHOULD BE CALLED HEEEEE! ALL MEN ALSO THINK THAT COMPUTER SHOULD BE SHEEEEEEEEEEE! ACCORDING TO WOMEN IT SHOULD BE CALLED HEEEE! BECAUSE IT HAS TO BE TURN ON TO
- Kim and baby bezI have a joke.... ahmmmmmmmm..... "SURPRISE"...jeje
- imigration testYou know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence. So when the Mexican had his turn he answe
- Computer Dictionary Part IBIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skill. BUG - Wh
- Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crashBill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al r
- Tech Glossary486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to beco
- If Only Life Could Be Like A ComputerIf you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.Hit "any key" to c
- Addicted To ComputersTen ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse. 8) Your house catches on fire