Computers & Internet Jokes - 3
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- Bill Gates at the pearly gates!Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After a
- Computers: Male or Female?A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she d
- The Twelve Bugs of ChristmasSung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas- For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me: See if they can do it again. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me: Ask th
- Tech SupportTech Support Trials and Tribulations Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one." Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "The balance is backwards. The left chann
- Tech Support (Classic)"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went a
- Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe...Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis: 10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off. 9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 8. Those who don'
- Gates Vs GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would
- New Win98 Error CodesThe Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes Assigned Winerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything Winerr 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly
- Remember When (Classic)Remember When (Classic) A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was something you hated to clean.... And RAM was the cousin of a goat..... MEG was the name of my girl
- Windows 2000 Errors!The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000: 1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 3) Press any key to continue or any oth