Computers & Internet Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Pathetic loser giving away his passwordsThis is about a guy who revealed himself as the biggest stupidass on a major international game site. His nickname was PolleZZ. At some point some other players took the nickname Webmaster and sent hi
- Top 10 Signs a Redneck has Been on Your Computer10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them. 6. The numeric keypad o
- "You've Got Mail"A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned t
- Computer Terminology486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art
- Macintosh ComputersMACINTOSH stands for... Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
- Bill Gates Wedding NightWhat did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night? "Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"
- Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as - "Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS). Next Monday, th
- Classic OxymoronQuestion: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's? Answer: Microsoft Works!
- True story from the WordPerfect helpline!This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk employee was fired: however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause."
- The MouseWhy didn't the mouse cross the road? It's cord wasn't long enough!