Computers & Internet Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Pathetic loser giving away his passwordsThis is about a guy who revealed himself as the biggest stupidass on a major international game site. His nickname was PolleZZ. At some point some other players took the nickname Webmaster and sent hi
- Top 10 Signs a Redneck has Been on Your Computer10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them. 6. The numeric keypad o
- "You've Got Mail"A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned t
- Technologically Challenged??For those of you who have ever felt you may be technologically challenged, take heart. The following incidents may do the trick in restoring your self-confidence: * A woman called AST customer suppor
- If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter. Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be th
- Too much of the 90's!Signs you've had too much of the 90's! You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards i
- But how do I know...Tech Support: "What does the screen say now." Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'." Tech Support: "Well?" Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"
- Help me...I'm hooked!Is there a 12 step, support group, or such? For those of us folks who chat on line too much? If there was a group, I would like it just fine, Except that it prob'bly would be here online! Are th
- 12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts: 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and
- The Ultimate ComputerThe Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. When the guided tour arrived, a salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This baby here," he sai