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Sports Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Golf accidentJoe is teeing off from the Back Tees. On his downswing he realizes that his wife Mary is teeing up on the Red Tees directly in his way. Unable to stop his swing he nails it and hits her directly in
- The Lords Name in Vain"My friend," said St. Peter to the recently deceased, "you did lead an exemplary life on earth - but there is one instance of your taking the name of The Lord in vain. Would you care to tell us about
- FORE!2 women were playing golf. On the third hole there were 4 men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first woman said, "I'll tee off, he is far enough away." She hit the drive of h
- Q)Why did the football coach go to the bank? A)Cuz he wanted his quarter back By:Dean DeMartinis
- A gun for my hubby.A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`
- You Missed!An older couple are playing in the annual golf club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband ca
- Baseball in Heaven?Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball hist
- Diff. between cricketers n condomsthe difference between ccricketers and condoms are that crickrters drop the catch and condom catch the drop.
- The Cardinal and the Rabbi Play GolfThe Pope met with the Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, leader of the Jewish nation. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Cath
- Things That Sound Dirty In A Football Broadcast, But Aren't20. The hole closed on him before he was able to penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. It's a game of inches. 17. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 16.