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- Question answerWhere do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all
- Question answerWhat did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire! Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin! Man
- Question answerWhere do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium! When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper! Ref: I'm
- She's new to footballA guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understa
- Question answerWhat tea do footballers drink? Penaltea! Where do footballers dance? At a football!
- Question answerWhat did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored! What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rol
- Question answerWhy did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled! What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side! W
- He is new to baseballComing home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wan
- Question answerWhich goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matc
- The Tyson one-linersQ: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to tak