Jokes - 50
- Can I take his place?An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. "So, what is it?" grumbl
- Ha hawhat do you get if you cross a kangeroo with a zebra? a stripy jumper
- Yo Mama*2Yo Mama is so fat that the local restaurant says :Maximum occupancy 115 people or yo mama.
- Basically the same work???Santa was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Taneja, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager. Santa , who was so
- One day, Bill and HillaryOne day, Bill and Hillary went out to dinner. The waiter asked Hillary what she wanted. She said, "I'll have the steak, well done, potato, chicken soup..." and the waiter asked, "and the vegetable?"
- The massage!In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you ar
- College GraduateA young man landed a job at a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. When he arrived, the manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile and handed him a broom. "Your first job wi
- Bush's TragedyOne day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.'' "Well," one g
- Short Borg jokes (Star Trek)(Your jokes are too funny. You will be assimilated. Your piece de resistance is useless.) Two Borg walk into a bar. One Borg says to the other, "Did you hear about that city that was burned down in
- Yo mammaYo mamma so fat when she walks her pussy claps