Jokes - 4
- Your mmoma so fat she .....you momma so fat the refigerator had a retrianin order on her
- Getting Away With ItTwo prison inmates are talking about their crimes. Jeff: "I robbed a bank and they sentenced me to twenty-five years." Randy: "I killed a man and they gave me three days." Jeff: "What!!" How could
- Try to grow chickensA New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He
- There are Two Kinds...There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
- Big TesticlesA tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the w
- Q: How many DaleksQ: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building.
- Afro-TurfQ: What do you call 50 black guys in a hole? A: Afro-Turf
- Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too good," Ted replied. "My first wife died of cancer, my second wife turned out to be a lesbian and ran
- Lollihops!What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
- Wish GrantedA couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw a penny in. The wife decided to make a wish too, but she leaned over too far, fell in the well and drowned. "Wow, it