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- Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices. 2. Hey folks, we're going to play a
- How do people plead insanity?How do people plead insanity? Who's gonna believe a crazy person? -Richard Guindon
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- Polish Women and VibratorsQ. Why don't polish women use vibrators? A. It chips their teeth.
- Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state ofagitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!"The priest led
- Your mamayour mamma so stupid she sat on the telly and wathced the couch
- AmandaWhat 3 words are in the name Amanda? A, man, DUH!!
- A new statue for the bedroomA woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with tal
- So pooryour family is so poor that when i droped a cigarate in your house you said clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord that we have heat.
- The problem with Santa!The problem with Santa! 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not