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99 Blonds and 1 Brunette
There are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were stillMr. John Hinckley
Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington D.C.
Dear John,
Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we
are with the great strides you are making iRollerblading
What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
Telling your parents that you are gay. Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever dProverbs by kids
A Third grade teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with:
Love allQ: How many members
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk wQ: How many members
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six-Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say "I canna do it, Cap'n! These bulbs are stoon deaCan't Catch
Knock knock
Who's there?
can't catch.
can't catch who?
me, you can't catch me! 5 Jokes (13)
1 What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
2 How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
3 What's the blonde's cheer?
Wet dreams!!!
A patient complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor said.
"Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream in which a small demon comes and
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