Nationalities Jokes
26 Jokes on 3 Pages
- What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
- Guns in a gardenAn aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. "
- What is brown and has holes in it?What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.
- An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given $50
- A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of...A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC a
- Greedy KiwiThis aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"
- What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre.
- An American was waiting on a London street corner...An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy, isn't it?" remarked the American. Hearing th
- A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam...A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost ??!!".And the hook
- An American tourist is visiting China...An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide:"How large is the population here?""Around 1.5 billion" --