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Yo Mama Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Yo mamma so stupid...Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
- Your mama so stupidYour mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!
- LincolnYour momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
- Your Momma is...Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
- Yo Momma so fatYour momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
- You Mama's So Hairy...Yo mama's so hairy... - Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. - Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she ha
- SheepYou momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
- Yo mama so fat...Yo mama is so fat, she uses the Empire State building as a dildo.
- Yo mama so ugly...Yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted house and they offered her a job.
- YO mama so stupidYo mama so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.