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Yo Mama Jokes - 6
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- Yo mama is so uglyYo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
- Yo mama hasYo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
- Yo mama is so fatYo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
- Yo mama is so uglyYo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
- Miscellaneous yo mama jokeI saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
- Yo mama is so fatYo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
- Yo mama hasYo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
- Yo mama is so fatYo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
- Yo mama's house is so dirtyYo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
- Yo mama's house is so smallYo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.