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Yo Mama Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Mama teethYo mama's teeth are so rotton when she smiles it looks like she ate a bag of oreo cookies.
- Yo mama - peanut butterYo mama like peanut butter... smooth and easy to spread.
- Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut ShopYo mama's so fat, she walked in the donut shop and they all shouted, “There's those missing jelly rolls!”
- Yo mama so fat...Yo mama so fat when she takes a ride on a airplane, they charge her double.
- Family treeYo mama so fat that she's on both sides of the family tree.
- Yo mama's So StupidYo mama is so stupid that she tried to find the “11” button so she could dial 911!
- yo mammas breath...yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
- Yo mama so fat...Yo mama so fat, she sees the school bus go by and screams, "Hey! Stop that Twinkie!"
- Yo mama and MichaelYo mama so ugly, she has to stand beside Michael Jackson just to look normal.
- Yo Mama's Like the Pilsbury DoughboyYo Mama's like the Pilsbury Doughboy. Everybody wants to poke her.