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War Jokes
40 Jokes on 4 Pages
- A gentler wayAt the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez, report to the office. Your brother died last night."The Chaplain, Rabbi Horowitz, looked on in horr
- Two men were boasting to each other...Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.""Very good,"
- British Military Officer Fitness ReportsBritish Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form usedfor Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following areactual excerp
- During the Vietnam war...During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?" The Marine replied, "I got my four S
- There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands...There's a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving from Annapolis to the Meadowlands, and an Air Force guy who's driving from McGwire in South Jerz to
- A sailor and a marine are taking a piss...A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and washes his hands. The sailor just walks to the exit. So the marine says to him: hey, in the marines they tea
- From one of Tom Clancy books...From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's be more positive..." Crew: "I POSITIVELY HAT
- A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral...A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get ov
- The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field...The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1SG said: "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see." The CO said "I see millions of stars."
- A good ideaHaving passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?""My father said it'd be a good idea, sir.""Oh? And what does your father do?""He's in the Arm