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- Top Ten Ways the Bible is Out of Date10) Who the hell Begets anymore? 9) Memo to Adam: Ditch the apples, try chocolate! 8) Saint Peter wouldn't do the actual judging -- he'd hire a temp. 7) Ten plagues and God never thought o
- 100 ways to annoy the pizza guy100 Ways to annoy the pizza guy 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accep
- The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. 8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in h
- Ways to be annoying in computer labs36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun. 37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best. 38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer
- A BBS Commandment19. Thou shalt log on properly and in accordance with the SysOp's rules.
- Reason to stay at work all night4. Sneaking in the boss's desk could land you an unexpected promotion.
- Fun to do during an examYou should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that w
- A BBS Commandment23. Thou shalt not exchange copy protected software thru the BBS.
- A BBS Commandment9. Thou shalt delete thine olden messages.
- Fun to do during an examYou should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.