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- Top Ten Ways the Bible is Out of Date10) Who the hell Begets anymore? 9) Memo to Adam: Ditch the apples, try chocolate! 8) Saint Peter wouldn't do the actual judging -- he'd hire a temp. 7) Ten plagues and God never thought o
- 100 ways to annoy the pizza guy100 Ways to annoy the pizza guy 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accep
- poorYour mama is so poor that when I walked in your backyard and stepped on a cochroach, she said, "Thanks for killing dinner."
- Top 10 dumb blonde inventions1) The waterproof towel 2) Solar powered torch 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water
- Naughty legal phrasesTop Ten Legal Phrases That Sound Dirtier Than They Really Are: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. His attorney withd
- captured3 guyz get captured by canibals and the canibals took the 3 guyz 2 the king canibal deep within a forest. The king canibal says,"we will not eat you guyz on one condition, if each of you can get 10 of
- Black kidsWhy dont little black kids play in the sand box? Because there afraid a cat will try to bury them!
- How Chinese People name their kidsHow do chinese people name their kids? Throw a fork at the wall and name their kid after the sound.
- Fun to do during an examYou should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small
- Ways to be annoying in computer labs46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work. 47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly