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- When I'm not in myWhen I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good! Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. Ambition is a po
- Since Americans throw rice atSince Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Never t
- Why is the word abbreviationWhy is the word abbreviation so long? How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? You k
- I went out today andI went out today and bought everything I've been wanting, because now that the elections are over, I know that the politicians are going to take care of the middle class. The best advice for teenag
- Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eyeDo blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled dogs? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? How come wr
- It must be true thatIt must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has deteriorated. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seem
- If the #2 pencil isIf the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If you ate pas
- I couldn't repair my brakes,I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? What happens if you get scared hal
- Why do people go toWhy do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke? Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? Why is the alphabet in tha
- Why are builders afraid toWhy are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? I asked my wife why there were so many dings on the driver's side of her Mercedes and she said