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- Rules of attractionThe less attractive you are, the more intelligent you had better be.
- Toast and CatsToast always lands butter-side down. And cats always land on their feet. What would happen if you spread butter on a cat's back and dropped it out of a window?
- do you know...Do you know the world's funniest joke? Neither do I.
- CheatingMasterbating is like cheating. It's fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself!!!
- If a tree falls inIf a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call i
- For Sale: Parachute. Only usedFor Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of rel
- If you tied buttered toastIf you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
- If the shoe fits, getIf the shoe fits, get another one just like it. What's another word for thesaurus? What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit? After eating, do amphibians have to wait
- Growing old is mandatory, butGrowing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? If a mute swears, doe
- Drugs may lead to nowhere,Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. It was re