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Seasonal Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Things not to say when hanging the lightsThings not to Say When Hanging the Lights Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? Our psychiatrist claims
- I just had a dream about itA young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know
- Ways to confuse Santa Claus8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive. 9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he come
- Just another day at the office...Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- Enter the Pearly GatesThree men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. T
- The twelve days after ChristmasThe first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I chopped the pear tree down And burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridge I shot that blasted partridge My
- Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct? A: On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
- Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
- Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? A: It was wound up already.
- Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet!