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SantaBanta Jokes - 6
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- Politicians !!A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in our Santa's field. Santa, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. A
- One wish !Santa and Banta were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Santa stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping
- Embarrassing !!Jeeto came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time Doctor but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no le
- Reproduction"Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked her father Santa. It was a moment for which Santa and Jeeto had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encycloped
- Guts !!In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts. The American general called for one of his men and told him to
- With Pleasure !Banta, a Managing Director was interviewing a gorgeous looking girl for the post of Personal Secretary. After about half an hour Banta finally asked the lady what salary she expected? Very modestly s
- The HorseBanta was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife Preeto, sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Banta a
- Bitch !!Santa is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" Santa immediately leans out his wi
- Empty-handedSanta and Banta had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Santa invited Banta to visit him in his
- Milking ?Santa is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. Banta comes in and asks Santa, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Santa: Some things you just can't explain