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Religious Jokes

500 Jokes on 50 Pages
  • Noah's Ark...If it happened in 2000
    Noah's Ark...If it happened in 2000 And the Lord spoke to Noah and said "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.
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  • Three Dead Guys
    Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says, "Well, there's not that much room left in heaven, so you have to tell me an interesting way that you died,
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  • The Pastor's Last Stand
    A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into t
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  • 80 year old man
    An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affa
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  • The Beggers
    Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning. They are both dressed in rags, each is holding a top hat, the one has a large cross around his neck and the other a large
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  • A big accident
    On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim. The man who has been injured request for a priest. The police officer on the scene turns around and ask if there
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  • Priests undies
    Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower? He didn't want to look down on the unemployed
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  • Children's letters to God
    Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have
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  • The Confessional
    Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"..... "What have you done Tommy O'Connor" said the Priest. "I had sex with a girl" "Who was it Tommy?" "I cannot
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  • Poking in Church
    A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with every tim
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