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- Children's PrayersI had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with
- After a preacher died andAfter a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. "I don't understand," he complained to Saint Peter. "I devoted my entire life
- A young couple met withA young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service,they opted for the contemporary. On the big day,
- The Fund Raising Problems ofThe Fund Raising Problems of Father Murphy Father Murphy was a priest in a very poor parish. He asked for suggestions as to how he could raise money for his church. He was told that horse owner
- St. Mark has been guardingSt. Mark has been guarding the Pearly gates for a long time, and it's well past time for St. Peter to relieve him, and St. Peter hasn't come by, so finally Jesus takes pity on him and takes over. Wh
- How do you get aHow do you get a nun pregnant? - Dress her up as an altar boy.
- "Men never do evil so"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so from religious conviction." -- Blaise Pascal
- A Rabbi and a PriestA Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?" The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become
- Once upon a time inOnce upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" Go
- The Mother Superior in theThe Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up. A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute." The