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Religious Jokes

500 Jokes on 50 Pages
  • Breaking the Law
    A bank robber was running from the law. The police were on his tail and he had nowhere to go so he went into a church. A priest started to talk to him and just as he was asking him why he stole the
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  • the pink cloud
    Joe and his two friends freinds accidentally die in a car wreck and go to Heaven. They see and angel and she tells them that they can do anything they want but warns them not to step on the pink cloud
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  • A man goes to his
    A man goes to his Catholic priest, to confess his sins. Man: "Father, I've sinned. I went to my Uncles house, but he wasn't there, and his wife wasn't there, so I talked to his daughter for fiv
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  • It seems there was this
    It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer
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  • Three nuns were sitting on
    Three nuns were sitting on a park bench one day. A flasher walked up and showed them his stuff. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun's arm was too short.
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  • There were three pious monks.
    There were three pious monks. These monks were so pious, in fact, that the head abbot decided one day to reward their devotion by granting them each one day of sin, on the condition that they confes
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  • In a certain suburban neighborhood,
    In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it.
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  • A student was asked to
    A student was asked to list the 10 Commandments in any order. His answer? "3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7".
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  • What did God say to
    What did God say to Eve when he caught her swimming? "Get thee out of the water woman, I never will get that smell out of the fish."
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  • Two nuns were driving their
    Two nuns were driving their car through Transylvania when suddenly Count Dracula lands on the car, snarling. "Quick show him your cross!" Said one of the nuns. The second nun replied, "Get of
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