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Redneck Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- You think loading the dishwasherYou think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. You can change the oil in yo
- The PlungerYou might be a redneck if you go to your neighbors house to borrow there commode plunger because you forgot who you lent yours to.
- The Redneck-Unabomber ConnectionWhat does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common? They've both been fingered by their brothers.
- Redneck Home InspectionYou might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
- Billy Bobs New JobBilly Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector asked, "What wo
- What's the redneck motto for sexual maturity?Question: What's the redneck motto for sexual maturity? Answer: After eight it's too late.
- The redneck at the whorehouseA redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woma
- TrigonometryA hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should take. The principal was tal
- What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?Question: What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common? Answer: One way or the other someone is losing their trailer!
- Why are New Zealand sheep so scared?Question: Why are New Zealand sheep so scared? Answer: Because Kiwi Rednecks have got velcro gloves.