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Redneck Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- You think loading the dishwasherYou think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. You can change the oil in yo
- Redneck hind-lick maneuverA woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in
- The PlungerYou might be a redneck if you go to your neighbors house to borrow there commode plunger because you forgot who you lent yours to.
- The Redneck-Unabomber ConnectionWhat does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common? They've both been fingered by their brothers.
- Redneck Home InspectionYou might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
- Billy Bobs New JobBilly Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector asked, "What wo
- The redneck at the whorehouseA redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woma
- Weed WhackerOne day there is a well-educated man sitting in a redneck bar reading a book. A Redneck happens to wander over to him and asks, "Whatcha there reading Mister?" The educated man replies, "It's a boo
- What's the redneck motto for sexual maturity?Question: What's the redneck motto for sexual maturity? Answer: After eight it's too late.
- Redneck: Four- WheelerYou might be a redneck if there is a four-wheeler parked in your bedroom.