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Redneck Jokes - 6
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- You've tried to quote JeffYou've tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy and screwed it up. You name your car the General Lee. You see a sign that says "bridge out" and y
- You clean your nails withYou clean your nails with a stick. You prefer car keys to Q-tips. Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included.
- You just bought your familyYou just bought your family their lst Atari game system. You and your wife celebrate your anniversay at the K-mart cafeteria. You thin
- Charlie Daniels is your commencementCharlie Daniels is your commencement speaker. After the divorce you still call your Ex "Cuz". You have a bowling machine in your kitch
- You think you are anYou think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. You're still scalping tickets after the concert
- Your wife is the onlyYour wife is the only one that the geese will allow into the laundry room. Any of your children learned to make very realistic animal noi
- Your idea of going toYour idea of going to see a play involves goal posts. You think a computer hacker carries an axe. You keep a chainsaw in the trunk "ju
- Your handkerchief doubles as yourYour handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve. Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the yard. Your coat-of-arms f
- You go to your familyYou go to your family reunion looking for a date. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. You think the last words to The Star Spangled
- You want the opening dayYou want the opening day of deer hunting season to be declared a national holiday. Someone knocks on your front door and your back door r