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Redneck Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- The Redneck-Unabomber ConnectionWhat does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common? They've both been fingered by their brothers.
- Skydiving redneckA redneck wanted to learn how to skydive. He got an Instructor and started lessons. The Instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane
- The biggest fashion risk youThe biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your fr
- You ever called your sisterYou ever called your sister "Mom" and didn't have to correct yourself. The directions to your bathroom include, "Go past the big oak and
- You have to duct tapeYou have to duct tape your gloves on. You've ever pruned your trees with a shotgun. Someone says they spotted Bigfoot and you go buy t
- You can name all theYou can name all the characters from the "Dukes of Hazzard". You recite lines from "The Dukes of Hazzard". You keep track of all the b
- You have spent more onYou have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately. You can tell you
- Your truck has a bumperYour truck has a bumper sticker that reads, "Gun control is a steady hand." Your wife has ever torn her hose on the boogers stuck under t
- One of the options onOne of the options on your truck is a spitoon. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your
- You have ever come homeYou have ever come home and heard a ruckus in the bathroom. When you looked in, one of the injured fowl had escaped, found the chicken in th