Personalities Jokes - 2
13 Jokes on 2 Pages
- New CadillacThe Pakistani President, Gen Pervez Musharraf, is visiting his friend, U.S. President George Bush, in Washington, DC. The U.S. President offers a gift to his guest. "Here you go, Mush" says Bush. "
- Spare PartsNelson Mandela is at home watching the box, when there is a knock at his door. He gets up and answers it, there is a Chinese bloke with clipboard, and behind him is a lorry full of exhaust pipes. "
- Big FartAt Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen. They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley t