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One Liners Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Never insult an alligator untilNever insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
- The easiest way to findThe easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
- Never play leapfrog with aNever play leapfrog with a unicorn.
- Whatever hits the fan willWhatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
- Men can live without airMen can live without air for a few minutes, without water for a few days, without food for about two months, and without new thoughts for ye
- If we learn by ourIf we learn by our mistakes, some of us are getting one great education!
- If an item is advertisedIf an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
- Every solution breeds new problems.Every solution breeds new problems.
- If flattery gets you nowhere,If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery.
- There is no job soThere is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog.