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- The Pentagon is a buildingThe Pentagon is a building with four walls and a spare.
- Federal Express is a fly-by-nightFederal Express is a fly-by-night company. ---T.R.Rusch
- Never sell a bear skinNever sell a bear skin before catching the bear.
- 78.2% of all statistics are78.2% of all statistics are meaningless.
- It is better to ruleIt is better to rule in hell, then to serve in Heaven.
- Death is life's way ofDeath is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
- Honesty is like an icicle; onceHonesty is like an icicle; once it melts, that's the end of it.
- "Little boy, I don't care"Little boy, I don't care if your dog can talk. Please tell him this is a Tardis, not a Way-Back Machine".
- The devil finds work forThe devil finds work for idle glands.
- Never share a foxhole withNever share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.