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- The New York state birdThe New York state bird should be the mosquito.
- "They told me I was"They told me I was gullible...and I believed them!"
- Everything is controlled by aEverything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
- There's no future in timeThere's no future in time travel.
- The grass is always greenerThe grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, but when you get over there you find out it has to be mowed.
- Morning has broken. Call the repairman.Morning has broken. Call the repairman.
- Give me ambiguity or giveGive me ambiguity or give me something else.
- If someone has a mid-lifeIf someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
- Money can't buy happiness...Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
- Where there's a will...there's aWhere there's a will...there's a relative.