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One Liners Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Creativity is great, but plagiarismCreativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
- Ghetto ShoppingYou know you're ghetto when you carry food stamps in a money clip!
- Be nice to your kidsBe nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
- I think animal testing isI think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
- Montana --- At least ourMontana --- At least our cows are sane!
- If it's raining, this mustIf it's raining, this must be a weekend.
- Time flies like an arrow. FruitTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- Clouds are high flying fogs.Clouds are high flying fogs.
- Sometimes I wake up grumpy;Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
- As we used to sayAs we used to say when I worked in retail, "This wouldn't be a bad job if it weren't for the customers."